Jackhammer Teabag

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Stuffing your junk into someone else's mouth like a madman with a jackhammer and no sense of shame.

My cousin did this to my brother at the party and it was legendary.

She teabagged him so hard, he cried like a baby.

I saw my dad do this to his coworker and it was pure chaos.

Using your nuts as a tool to beat the living daylights out of someone's mouth.

He teabagged her so much, she had to go to the ER.

My friend's boyfriend teabagged her in the middle of a pizza shop.

My mom teabagged my uncle at Thanksgiving and it was epic.

Forcing your junk into someone's mouth like a savage animal on a hunt.

At the gym, he teabagged the guy next to him and got kicked out.

My sister teabagged her crush and now he's her boyfriend.

My dad teabagged his boss and got fired on the spot.

Putting your junk in someone's mouth so hard, it feels like a jackhammer is inside their skull.

He teabagged her during a Zoom call and it was the worst meeting ever.

My brother teabagged his friend and it went viral.

At the bar, he teabagged a guy and got thrown out.

Inserting your junk into someone else's mouth like you're trying to murder them with your nuts.

My mom teabagged my uncle at the family reunion and it was the highlight of the day.

He teabagged her at the concert and she screamed so loud, the cops came.

My friend teabagged his ex in the middle of a breakup and it was glorious.