Jackhammer Jones

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A man grabs a woman by the ankles, lifts her up like a sack of potatoes, and stuffs his meat into her hole. He then shakes her like a madman while she’s upside down and screams like a jackhammer at a construction site.
My cousin did this to his girlfriend and broke her phone by accident.
He did it so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She said it felt like being tossed in a blender and yelled 'I hate you!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man stands up, grabs a woman’s legs, and stuffs his junk into her. He then jerks her around like she’s a ragdoll while she’s flipped upside down and makes noises like a jackhammer breaking concrete.
He did it in the middle of a restaurant and got kicked out.
She was so mad she threw a drink at him.
He did it so fast she couldn’t even scream.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy takes a woman by the ankles, flips her upside down, and jams his penis into her. He then shakes her violently while she’s hanging like a piñata and makes sounds like a jackhammer at a demolition site.
He did it in the park and scared a bunch of kids.
She said it felt like being hit by a truck.
He did it so loud the dog next door howled.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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