jackhammer disorder

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A made-up disease for men who can't feel anything but their own cock during sex and just want to come fast so they can go to sleep.

My man's got jackhammer disorder. He didn't even notice I was crying during sex.

He went from 'I love you' to 'I need to cum' in 30 seconds.

He said 'I'm tired' but it was just his cock being tired.

A guy’s excuse for not caring about his partner’s feelings because he’s too busy trying to finish first.

He said he had jackhammer disorder, but I think he just didn’t want to listen to me.

He came so fast I didn’t even get to say 'I love you' twice.

He called it a 'victory lap' and left me hanging.

A condition where a man’s main goal in life is to come as quick as possible, even if it hurts his partner.

He had jackhammer disorder and didn’t even wait for the movie to finish.

He came so fast I had to wipe up the mess before he even got up.

He said it was 'just how it was' and left me in the dust.

A man’s way of saying he doesn’t care about feelings, just the feeling of cumming.

He had jackhammer disorder and didn’t even say 'good night' after.

He came so fast I thought he had a timer.

He said 'I’m done' and walked out like he’d won a fight.

A guy’s excuse for not paying attention during sex because he’s too busy thinking about his own pleasure.

He had jackhammer disorder and didn’t even notice I was wearing a new dress.

He came so fast I had to take a shower to calm down.

He said 'I’m not a robot' but acted like one during sex.

A man’s way of saying he’s too lazy to enjoy the full experience of sex, he just wants to finish and go to sleep.

He said he had jackhammer disorder and didn’t even take time to kiss me.

He came so fast I didn’t even get to finish my coffee.

He left me alone with the mess and went straight to bed.