JackGrazerSexual

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A sickness where you think Jack Dylan Grazer is the only decent human being on Earth. You ignore everyone else and scream his name like he's your ex and your future husband.

Hey Jack, I'm single because I'm waiting for you. You're the only one who matters.

I blocked my crush because he's not Jack. He's not even close.

If you don't like Jack, you're a monster. I'm not joking.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so in love with Jack Dylan Grazer that you don't care if he's a kid. You would marry him even if he's still in high school and you're a grown adult.

I would marry Jack even if he's still in school. I don't care if he's my kid.

He's 16. So what? I'm 25. That's not a problem.

I would leave my job for him. I would leave my family for him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so obsessed with Jack Dylan Grazer that you think everyone else is ugly. You would punch someone if they said he wasn't hot.

You said Jack wasn't hot? I'm punching you. Now.

If you don't like Jack, you're the worst person I know.

I would fight you for him. I would win.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so into Jack Dylan Grazer that you don't care if he's your friend or your crush. You would ask him out even if you're both in the same class.

I would ask Jack out even if we're in the same class. I don't care.

He's my best friend. But I would ask him out if I could.

I would ask him out even if he said no. I'm that obsessed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so obsessed with Jack Dylan Grazer that you ignore everything else. You would skip school just to text him or watch him on TikTok.

I skipped math to text Jack. I failed math. I don't care.

I watched him on TikTok for 3 hours. I didn't even eat lunch.

I would die if I didn't see him today. I'm not joking.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so into Jack Dylan Grazer that you would cry if he ignored you. You would send him 100 messages just to get a reply.

He didn't reply to my message. I cried for 10 minutes.

I sent him 50 texts. He only replied once. I'm heartbroken.

If he ignores me, I'm going to die. I swear.

by Slangipedia 10d ago