jackgeewalabops

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When you see something so stupid it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants fall down.

I saw a guy try to eat a whole pizza in one bite. My brain exploded.

My dog walked into a pool and came out looking like a soggy taco. Jackgeewalabops!

I saw my mom try to text while driving. I almost cried.

When you see something so shocking it turns your face into a confused emoji and your soul into a bowl of spaghetti.

I saw my dad wearing a chicken suit at work. I was confused and hungry.

My sister married a guy who talks to plants. I was like, what?!

I saw my cat try to fly. It was like a confused emoji.

When you see something so ridiculous it makes you want to scream, throw things, and question your life choices.

I saw my neighbor try to ride a bike with a goat. I screamed and threw a shoe.

My teacher wore socks with sandals. I questioned my life.

I saw my brother try to dance with a vacuum cleaner. I threw a book.

When you see something so absurd it makes you feel like you just woke up from a dream and your dog just spoke to you.

I saw my dog wearing a hat and talking. I thought I was dreaming.

My mom tried to sing opera in the grocery store. I was like, what?!

I saw my dad try to fight a robot. I thought I was dreaming.

When you see something so crazy it makes you want to run away, yell at the sky, and eat a whole pie.

I saw a man juggling cows. I yelled at the sky and ate a pie.

My brother tried to cook a microwave. I ran away.

I saw my grandma dance with a chicken. I ate a whole pie.