Jackgay

'You’re the worst, Jackgay!' he yelled, then tripped over his own glitter.

Jackgay tried to flirt with the barista, but she just stared at him like he was a bad meme.

He called me Jackgay in front of my friends and then cried in the hallway.

'Jackgay is here again, and I swear he’s wearing the same shirt from last week.'

I had to leave the party because Jackgay started singing a love song to the pizza.

He called me Jackgay, then asked me to be his boyfriend.

Jackgay tried to propose to his cat and failed.

He told me I was Jackgay because I didn’t like his hair.

He called me Jackgay and then fell into a puddle.

Jackgay posted a selfie with 12 filters and 3 hashtags.

He called me Jackgay and then bragged about his 200 followers.

He walked into class and said, 'Hello, I am Jackgay, and you are all inferior.'

Jackgay tried to dance and it looked like he was possessed.

He called me Jackgay and then cried because I didn’t like his hair.

He sent me a DM that said, 'You're Jackgay, and I'm the king of the gays.'

Jackgay tried to do a magic trick and it just looked like he was confused.

He called me Jackgay because I didn’t like his song.

He failed his math test and said it was my fault because I was Jackgay.