Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Guys in jail team up to jerk off to hot guards while wearing sunglasses and pretending they're in a movie

I saw it happen in the rec room. He was like a movie star.

They got caught because one guy forgot to put his sunglasses on.

They started a whole fan club for the guard who looked like Jennifer Lawrence.

2

Prisoners line up and blow their load at the female guards like it's the Super Bowl

He screamed so loud the whole block heard him.

They had to stop because the guard started laughing.

One guy cried after he finished.

3

Guys in jail get all worked up over the female guards and end up peeing on the floor

He peed on the floor because he was too excited.

They had to mop up the mess after the show.

One guard left because she couldn't take it anymore.

4

Prisoners act like they're on a date with the female guards while they're all jerking off

He whispered sweet nothings to the guard while he was hard.

They had a whole fake dinner date in the mess hall.

One guy even brought a fake cake for the guard.

5

Guys in jail get so turned on by the female guards they start fighting over who gets to look at her first

They started a full-blown brawl over a guard.

One guy took a punch for the chance to look at her.

The guard had to call the cops because it got too wild.

6

Guys in prison all get off on the same female guard and it turns into a group event

They all got hard at the same time like it was a group project.

They started a whole club for that one guard.

The guard got tired of it and started ignoring them.