jackfuckery

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A brain-frying mess caused by eating too much garbage, like paint chips, glue, or anything that makes you act like a total idiot. Anything they do is called jackfuckery.
My cousin ate a whole can of spray paint and now talks to walls.
He tried to write a poem with a glue stick and it was terrible.
At the store, he told the cashier he was the king of the toilet paper.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone’s brain gets turned to mush from eating random stuff. Everything they do is just stupid nonsense.
She ate a whole box of crayons and now thinks she’s a dragon.
He tried to build a house with bubble wrap and it fell apart.
At school, he told the teacher he was a time traveler from the future.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A state of being where someone is so messed up in the head that they think a sandwich is a war strategy. Their actions are pure jackfuckery.
He ate a whole pack of glitter and now talks in rhymes.
She tried to solve a math problem with a stapler and failed.
At the park, he told the swings they were haunted.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone’s brain gets so clogged with stupid stuff that they can’t tell a banana from a math test. Everything they do is called jackfuckery.
He ate a whole bag of markers and now draws on people.
She tried to write a letter with a pencil eraser and it was a disaster.
At the mall, he told the escalator it was a dragon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total brain meltdown from eating weird stuff. Any action they take is just pure nonsense called jackfuckery.
She ate a whole box of confetti and now thinks she’s a unicorn.
He tried to do a magic trick with a paper clip and it failed.
At the bus stop, he told the bus driver he was a wizard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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