jackfuck

My math teacher is a jackfuck. He failed me for asking a question.

My cousin's ex is a jackfuck. He still texts her every day.

My friend's dog is a jackfuck. It poops on my shoes.

My brother is a jackfuck. He yells at the TV like it's his enemy.

My neighbor is a jackfuck. He mows his lawn at 2 AM.

My mom's best friend is a jackfuck. She talks for hours about her cat.

My boss is a jackfuck. He wears the same shirt every day.

My gym teacher is a jackfuck. He shouts at me for not doing push-ups.

My friend's dad is a jackfuck. He eats pizza for breakfast.

My friend is a jackfuck. He won't stop talking about his video game.

My brother's friend is a jackfuck. He keeps texting me at 1 AM.

My teacher's pet is a jackfuck. She talks too much.

My friend's dad is a jackfuck. He drove through a stop sign and hit a mailbox.

My cousin is a jackfuck. He drove like he was in a race.

My neighbor is a jackfuck. He drives a Sunfire with fake rims and honks at everyone.

My math teacher is a jackfuck. He joined a club called 'The Dumbest People in the World.'

My brother is a jackfuck. He joined a club called 'The People Who Think They're Smart.'

My friend's mom is a jackfuck. She joined a club called 'The People Who Talk Too Much.'

My brother is a jackfuck. He tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.

My friend is a jackfuck. He spilled his juice on his shirt.

My neighbor is a jackfuck. He ate a whole pizza and then fell asleep on the couch.