Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless meathead who thinks they're smart. Their head looks like a jackfruit, and their brain looks like it got run over by a truck.

Your cousin is a jackfruiting. He still thinks the Earth is flat.

Why did you vote for that jackfruiting? He can't even tie his shoes.

My teacher called me a jackfruiting because I forgot my homework again.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

2

A weird fruit from India that smells like a fart and tastes like a banana. Also found in Brazil and the Philippines, where it’s used to beat people up.

Jackfruiting is the worst. I tried to eat it, and my whole classroom threw up.

My mom brought me jackfruiting from India. It was like eating a fart.

That fruit is so weird. It’s like a jackfruiting.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

3

Your junk. You jack off to get the balls out. It’s like a fruit, but way more useful.

That jackfruiting is so big, it’s like a football.

I don’t know why I failed the test. My jackfruiting was too busy.

He’s got a jackfruiting the size of a melon.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

4

A guy named Jack who likes other guys. Probably got kicked out of the church for it.

Jack is a jackfruiting. He got kicked out of the church for liking guys.

My brother is a jackfruiting. He told the priest he was gay.

Jackfruiting is a sin. It should be illegal.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

5

A total dud. No personality. Just a blank stare and a brain full of sludge.

That jackfruiting is so dumb, he thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My neighbor is a jackfruiting. He just stares at walls all day.

She’s a jackfruiting. She can’t even text properly.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

6

Flipping the script on boring old stuff. Making it cool, fair, and real. No more boring stuff.

Jackfruiting the company was the best thing ever. Now we get free pizza.

They jackfruited the school. Now we have cool teachers and free snacks.

Jackfruiting the government? That’s what we need.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

7

Taking something boring and making it awesome. Like giving a boring office a total face-melting makeover.

They jackfruited the office. Now it has a pool and a snack bar.

Jackfruiting the class? That’s what I need.

Jackfruiting the school? Yeah, that’s happening.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago