jackfroster

My cousin is a jackfroster. He eats donuts like they're his last meal.

At the bakery, he tried to put a whole pie in his pants.

He told the cashier, 'I'm not buying this, I'm stealing it.'

She used my ice cream cone to surprise me.

I didn't see her behind me until I felt the cold.

She said, 'This is how I show my love.'

He said, 'I didn't go to space for the view, I went for the balls.'

His mission was 'nuts in space.'

He told his mom, 'I'm not coming back with a medal, I'm coming back with a new look.'

He thought he was going to sleep, but his hand got a surprise.

He was walking to work and got a hand job from a stranger.

He said, 'I didn't sign up for this.'