jackflap

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that stupid thing that hangs out between a man’s legs like it’s trying to cause trouble
My buddy said his jackflap was so big it blocked the sun.
She kept staring at his jackflap during the meeting. He was embarrassed.
He tried to hide his jackflap under his pants, but it popped out like a chicken on a trampoline.
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the thing a man has between his legs that’s always in the way
He was running late, but his jackflap got stuck in the door.
She laughed so hard when his jackflap flopped out during the dance.
He tried to tie his jackflap up, but it just looked even worse.
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the thing that hangs out between a man’s legs like it’s got nothing better to do
He was arguing with his jackflap like it was a rival.
His jackflap waved in the wind like it was trying to flirt with the whole class.
He wore a shirt to hide his jackflap, but it still peeked out like a rebel.
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