jackfest

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A big mess where people are all touching themselves for way too long and no one cares about anything else.
My cousin’s jackfest lasted for hours and I had to leave because I couldn’t take it no more.
He had a jackfest in the middle of the grocery store and nobody said a word.
I tried to watch TV but my brother had a jackfest right in front of me.
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When a bunch of lazy people are just hanging out doing nothing and everyone is too dumb to shut up about it.
The whole class had a jackfest during lunch and it took forever for the teacher to come back.
My friends and I had a jackfest at the park and it felt like time stopped.
We had a jackfest at the mall and I almost got kicked out.
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When every single person is giving each other so much flattery that it’s like they’re all on a drug and it’s making everyone sick.
My coworkers had a jackfest after the meeting and it was like they were all high on compliments.
My mom and her friends had a jackfest and it was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
We had a jackfest after the test and I was like, 'Are you guys serious?'
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