Jackfanny

My cousin thinks he's a genius because he can do math in his head. He can't even remember his own phone number.

This guy tried to explain quantum physics to me. I asked him what a vowel was. He had no idea.

My teacher called me a jackfanny because I used the word 'flavor' as a verb.

My neighbor thinks he's a rockstar. He sings in the shower and yells at the cat.

My friend failed algebra but still thinks he's a math wizard.

My brother asked me for help with a video game. He couldn't figure out how to move.

My friend failed a dog test but thinks he's the next Einstein.

I asked my brother what a triangle was. He said it was a fancy pizza.

My mom thinks she's a genius because she can read a book. She can't even read the title.

My cousin thinks he's a king because he can do 10 push-ups. He can't do 5 without crying.

My brother thinks he's a genius because he can count to 10. He can't count to 3 without messing up.

My friend thinks he's a genius because he can remember his own name. He can't remember his own birthday.