jackey pie

My math teacher is a jackey pie. She failed me for not knowing the answer to the question. I knew it. She just didn’t like me.

My little brother calls me a jackey pie because I beat him in video games. He’s still mad about it.

My mom says I’m a jackey pie because I eat all the cookies and still get an A on my test.

My friend is a jackey pie. He said he'd win the spelling bee, but he misspelled 'dictionary' and got third place.

My dad is a jackey pie. He said he could fix the whole house by himself. Now it looks like a tornado hit it.

My sister is a jackey pie. She said she'd beat me in the race, but I won and she cried.

My neighbor is a jackey pie. He told me he'd beat me at chess, but I won and he just left the game.

My cousin is a jackey pie. She said she'd win the talent show, but she forgot her song and just did a dance routine.

My friend's dog is a jackey pie. It barked at the mailman and thought it was the president.