Jackey Ending

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Drinking so much Jack Daniels you get Whiskey Dick and then you pay for a happy ending to keep going.
I drank three shots of Jack and now I can’t walk straight. Happy ending for the win.
Whiskey Dick hit me like a truck. I needed a massage to survive the night.
Jack Daniels + happy ending = my new favorite combo.
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Getting drunk on Jack Daniels then paying for a massage to keep your happy ending alive.
I drank until I was dizzy and then I got a massage. It was worth it.
Jack Daniels made me soft. I needed a happy ending to stay hard.
I paid for a massage just so I could keep drinking.
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Getting so drunk on Jack Daniels you need a massage to keep your happy ending from dying.
I drank so much Jack I had to get a massage just to stay happy.
Jack Daniels made me feel like a baby. I needed a massage to get my man on.
I paid for a massage because I couldn’t stop drinking.
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