jacketry

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The fancy word for clothes you wear to hide your mess and look cool at the same time.
My mom says my jacket is the only thing keeping me from being a total disaster.
He wore his jacket to school because he forgot his pants and his brain.
That jacket is so loud it could start a fight at the mall.
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A way to cover up your failures and look like a boss.
She wore her jacket like a trophy after she failed math again.
He put on his jacket and pretended he didn’t just eat a whole pizza for breakfast.
That jacket is so big it could hold all his bad decisions.
3
The kind of clothing you wear to make your problems look smaller.
His jacket is so loud it probably called the cops.
She wore her jacket to hide the fact that she cried in the hallway.
That jacket is like a blanket for his laziness.
4
Clothes you wear to look tough even when you’re just tired.
He wore his jacket like it was armor for his laziness.
She put on her jacket because she had no idea what day it was.
That jacket is so loud it could wake the dead.
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Wear it to look cool while hiding your chaos.
His jacket is so loud it probably has a life of its own.
She wore her jacket to hide the fact that she forgot her homework.
That jacket is like a shield for all his bad choices.
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