jacketing

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When you throw a soggy, muddy, rank-ass jacket over someone’s head like they owe you money.
Yo, I’m jacketing you for that time you stole my lunch.
I jacketed him so hard he looked like a soggy taco.
That jacket was so dirty, it was like a prison for his face.
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A prison file that has all your sins, lies, and bad decisions. Or it’s what you call someone if you make up fake dirt on them.
His jacket was full of lies. I made up half of it.
She jacketed him with a fake charge just to mess with him.
That jacket was thicker than my grandma’s lies.
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A guy who raises someone else’s kid like it’s his own, even if he’s not related. He might not even know the kid is not his.
He raised my brother like he was his own son. Even though he wasn’t.
My uncle jacketed me before I was born. He still thinks I’m his.
He jacketed five kids and still calls them his own.
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Your legal history. Like your criminal record, but it’s also like your reputation in prison.
His jacket was so bad, he got sent to the hole.
She had a clean jacket, but I still didn’t trust her.
His jacket was longer than his sentence.
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A dumb jock who wears his team gear 24/7 like it’s a fashion statement. He thinks everyone wants to know he’s on the team.
He showed up to the party in his team jacket and asked, ‘What time’s practice?’
He wears his jacket to the grocery store. He’s that guy.
He jacketed himself so hard, he looked like a walking logo.
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The cops. The people who show up when you’re doing something bad and yell at you.
The jacket came in and I got a ticket.
I ran from the jacket and got caught.
The jacket showed up and I got a slap on the wrist.
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A kid who thinks a man is his dad, but he’s not. He might even have the man’s name and everything.
He’s been jacketed since he was a baby. He still thinks he’s the man’s real kid.
She grew up thinking her uncle was her dad. He jacketed her.
He’s jacketed and still doesn’t know the truth.
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