jacketcoat

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a piece of trash that thinks they’re king, but they’re just a broke loser who can’t even spell their own name

Hey man, you’re like that jacketcoat who tried to rob me and forgot to bring a weapon.

This jacketcoat thinks he’s cool because he wears a hat inside a house.

That jacketcoat failed math and still thinks he’s smart.

a human version of a dead sock, they’re just there to take up space and annoy you

This jacketcoat sat next to me on the bus and didn’t move for an hour.

That jacketcoat is like a ghost who can’t even be scary.

I saw that jacketcoat eat a whole pizza and still complain about the size.

a human who’s so dumb they think they’re funny, but they’re just sad and loud

That jacketcoat tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of things he didn’t like.

This jacketcoat cried when he got a B on his test.

That jacketcoat yelled at a pigeon for no reason.

a person who smells like old gym socks and thinks they’re the best at everything

This jacketcoat smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a month.

That jacketcoat claims he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

I saw that jacketcoat try to dance and it was just a sad imitation of a robot.

a human who’s so lazy they think sitting is a sport and they’re the champion

This jacketcoat sat on the floor for three days and called it a vacation.

That jacketcoat tried to do a push-up and fell over.

I saw that jacketcoat sleep during a movie and still called it a good time.