jacketass

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#obese#fashionfail#lookslikeashame

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a person who tries to hide their fat by wrapping a jacket around their waist like a belt, letting the rest hang behind them like a curtain, covering their butt but not their shame.
My buddy Steve looks like a hot dog in a coat.
She wore her dad’s old jacket like it was a fashion statement.
He tried to look cool, but it just looked like he was wearing a trash bag.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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someone who wears a jacket like a cape, trying to hide their huge butt, but it just looks like they’re wearing a pizza box.
He wore his hoodie like it was a shield from the world.
She tried to look stylish but looked like a sleeping bag.
He walked into the room like he was wearing a tent.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who wraps a jacket around their waist like it’s a magical spell, hoping it will make them look thinner, but it just makes them look like a bag of chips.
He looked like a donut wrapped in fabric.
She tried to cover her butt but just looked like a bagel.
He walked in like he was wearing a food wrapper.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human who wears a jacket like it’s a secret weapon, trying to hide their butt, but it just looks like they’re wearing a rug.
He looked like a couch wearing a coat.
She walked in like she was wearing a floor mat.
He tried to look tough but looked like a rug on legs.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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someone who wears a jacket around their waist like it’s a superhero cape, but instead of flying, they just look like a bagel wrapped in fabric.
He looked like a bagel with a jacket.
She tried to be cool but looked like a sandwich.
He walked in like he was wearing a loaf of bread.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who wears a jacket around their waist like it’s a fashion statement, but it just looks like they’re wearing a garbage bag.
He looked like a trash bag with a face.
She tried to look trendy but looked like a sack.
He walked in like he was wearing a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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