Jacket tits

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A woman who tries to trick you into thinking she’s got big tits, but it’s just her jacket doing all the work. She’s got the body of a skinny kid and the confidence of a man who just got kicked out of a bar.
'I bet she's got a D cup,' I said. Then I saw her jacket. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
He asked her out. She said, 'I’ve got a jacket.' He said, 'I’ve got a divorce.'
She walked in, I thought I’d died and went to heaven. Then I saw the jacket. I died again.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who’s got the chest of a chicken and the jacket of a superhero. You think you’re getting a show, but it’s just fabric and hope.
She said, 'I’m wearing a jacket.' I said, 'I’m wearing a disappointment.'
He stared at her like she was a buffet. Then he saw the jacket. Now he’s staring at a menu.
She pulled her jacket off. It was like watching a magician reveal a rabbit. Except it was just her small tits.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks her jacket is a front for her tits, but it’s just a lie she tells herself and anyone who looks at her.
He asked her out. She said, 'I’ve got a jacket.' He said, 'I’ve got a job.'
She took off her jacket. It was like watching a fire go out.
She said, 'I’ve got a jacket.' I said, 'I’ve got a tattoo of a jacket.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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