Jacket Rape

Current Trending

2 views · Added 10d ago · 6 definitions

1
You spot a hot girl and you wanna screw her but you’re too lazy to ask. You throw on a big coat and wrap it around her like a trash bag before she can scream and run.
I saw her at the bus stop and just plopped my jacket on her like a meatball on a plate.
He came outta nowhere and jacket-raped me in the middle of the mall.
I was walking home and got jacket-raped by some guy who looked like he just escaped jail.
2
You see a girl you like and you don’t care if she’s mad. You throw your coat over her like a sandwich and rip her off in the jacket.
He jacket-raped me right in front of my friends and then walked off like nothing happened.
I was eating a taco when some guy jacket-raped me and I dropped my food.
She was walking her dog when I jacket-raped her and the dog looked at me like I was a monster.
3
You see a girl and you don’t ask. You just drag your big coat over her and do your thing before she can even blink.
I was in the grocery store and got jacket-raped by a guy who looked like he just got outta a fight.
She was texting her crush when I jacket-raped her and she dropped her phone.
He jacket-raped me in the park and I had to chase my dog back home.
4
You see a girl and you just grab your jacket and wrap it around her like a burrito and rip her off in the jacket.
He jacket-raped me right in front of my mom and I was so embarrassed.
I was at the movie theater and got jacket-raped by some guy who looked like he had a hangover.
She was getting ice cream when I jacket-raped her and she dropped her cone.
5
You see a girl you like and you don’t wait. You pull out your coat like a superhero and do your thing before she can run.
I was walking to class and got jacket-raped by some guy who looked like he just woke up.
She was waiting for the bus when I jacket-raped her and the bus came and she was confused.
He jacket-raped me in the library and I had to hide behind a book.
6
You see a girl and you just grab your coat and use it like a net to trap her and rip her off in the jacket.
He jacket-raped me right in front of my crush and I was so mad.
I was eating a burger when some guy jacket-raped me and I dropped my fries.
She was walking her dog when I jacket-raped her and the dog barked at me.
xs