Jacket Potato

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A lunchtime legend in England, like a baked potato but way better because it’s called a jacket. It’s also called a jacket in a packet, and it’s amazing with cheese and beans, or just cheese and beans and a lot of swearing.
My mum brought me a jacket potato for lunch and I cried because it was so good.
I asked for a jacket potato and got a jacket in a packet, which is basically the same thing but fancier.
I ate a jacket potato with cheese and beans and now I’m a legend.
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The thing some people have that others don’t, and it’s not a jacket. It’s a bit more personal and a lot more embarrassing if someone mentions it in class.
My friend’s brother called my sister a jacket potato and she got really mad.
I told my teacher my little brother had a jacket potato and she gave me detention.
I wrote a poem about jacket potatoes and my teacher said I should be ashamed.
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To push a jacket potato so far up someone’s backside that it comes out their front. It’s a very aggressive way to eat lunch and it’s not for the faint of heart.
My dad shoved a jacket potato up my mum’s arse and I had to eat it for lunch.
My brother did a jacket potato to my sister and now she won’t speak to him.
I tried to do a jacket potato to my teacher and she gave me a detention for it.
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