Jacket of All Trades

'He's a jacket of all trades, but I swear he can't even put on a sock without yelling at it.'

'That guy is a jacket of all trades. He can fix a car, cook a meal, and still can't remember his own password.'

'He's the jacket of all trades. He's good at everything, but he's terrible at remembering things.'

'She's a jacket of all trades. She tried to be a singer, a teacher, and a baker. Now she just bakes bad cookies and sings in the shower.'

'He's a jacket of all trades. He tried to be a lawyer, a mechanic, and a magician. Now he's just confused and always late.'

'My brother is a jacket of all trades. He tried to be a dancer, a chef, and a rapper. Now he just dances badly, burns food, and raps about it.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but I know it's just because his brother does all the real work.'

'She's a jacket of all trades, but I swear her mom does all the hard stuff behind the scenes.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but I know the guy next door does all the real work.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but I swear he just thinks he's a rockstar because he can play guitar and cook spaghetti.'

'She's a jacket of all trades, but I know she's just average because she can paint and dance, but not that well.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but the truth is, he's just average at everything.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but he can't remember his own name on a good day.'

'She's a jacket of all trades, but I swear she can't remember where she put her keys.'

'He's a jacket of all trades, but he forgets everything, even his own birthday.'