jacket juice

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Drinking so much alcohol you forget you’re cold and start shouting at the thermostat.

I drank six shots and now the heater is my enemy.

He started jacket juice at 10 AM and was passed out by noon.

She drank so much she tried to hug the wall.

A fancy word for the liquid you put in your pocket so you can pee on people later.

I brought jacket juice to the party so I could pee on my boss.

He had jacket juice in both pockets and still cried at the movie.

She used jacket juice to prank her mom.

The kind of drink that hides in your jacket like a coward and comes out only when you’re desperate.

My jacket juice came out when I got yelled at by my dad.

He had jacket juice in his jacket and still failed the test.

She used jacket juice to survive a 3-hour meeting.