jacket judgement

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#weather warrior #fashion disaster #cool or slob

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Figuring out if you need a jacket so bad it feels like a life-or-death decision. You don't care about the weather, you just care about looking cool or being a total slob.

I wore a jacket in 25 degree weather because I thought I was cool. I wasn't.

My jacket was so ugly it made the weather worse.

I took off my jacket and immediately regretted it because the wind was a f***ing beast.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Trying to guess if the weather is going to be a pain in the a** or not. You don’t know if you need a jacket, but you’re going to fight about it anyway.

The jacket was a godsend, but I didn’t know it until I was already soaked.

I wore a jacket in 30 degree weather because I thought I was a genius. I was wrong.

I didn’t wear a jacket and now I’m going to freeze to death. Classic me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Deciding if your jacket is worth it. You’re not just thinking about the weather, you’re thinking about how it looks and how it feels.

My jacket was so tight it looked like I was about to explode.

I wore a jacket and it looked like I was trying too hard to be cool.

I didn’t wear a jacket and now I’m going to be the saddest person in the room.

by Slangipedia 1d ago