Jacket Fat

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When you wear a huge jacket and it sags like a tired grandma with a donut for breakfast.
My jacket looks like it swallowed a pizza and a bag of chips.
He wore that jacket so big, it blocked the sun.
That jacket is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The big blob of flab that covers your torso like a blanket made of pizza grease and regret.
She walks like she’s wearing a blubber suit.
That guy’s jacket fat is so thick, it has a life of its own.
He eats so much, his jacket fat starts a band.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Craig Armour is the name of the guy who got so fat, he turned into a jacket.
Craig Armour was seen on a billboard, eating a whole pizza by himself.
Craig Armour’s jacket is so big, it has a seatbelt.
Craig Armour’s jacket fat is the reason he can’t dance.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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