jacket faggot

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A guy who looks like a baby threw up on him and then dressed him in a fancy coat. He thinks he’s cool because he keeps his jacket collar up like it’s a fashion statement, but it’s just so he doesn’t have to talk to people.
My math teacher is a jacket faggot. He wears his jacket like it’s a shield from the world.
That guy at the mall is a jacket faggot. He doesn’t even know I’m staring at him.
My cousin is a jacket faggot. He paid $500 for a jacket, but it still looks like he bought it from a thrift store.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who thinks a jacket is a personality. He wears it everywhere, even when it’s 90 degrees outside, because he thinks it makes him look fancy. It doesn’t.
That guy in the library is a jacket faggot. He wears his jacket like it’s a cape.
My brother is a jacket faggot. He won’t take it off even when he’s swimming.
That guy at the bus stop is a jacket faggot. He looks like he just came out of a blender.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A magical being that comes out of a Mexican virgin’s butt once a year to beat up the Deepwater Arab. To kill it, you have to throw it into a tub of Jews who are covered in baby horse semen and eggplants stuck in their pee holes.
Jacket the Faggot came out of my aunt’s butt last year. It was terrifying.
My mom says Jacket the Faggot is real. I don’t believe her.
I saw Jacket the Faggot in the mall. It was wearing a jacket and a hat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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