Jacket Dong

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The little strings on a jacket that make the hood look like it's trying to strangle you.

My jacket dong is so tight it looks like it's gonna snap off.

I pulled my jacket dong so hard I think I broke it.

My jacket dong is so loose it looks like it's giving me a middle finger.

A stretchy piece of rubber that men wear to keep their willy from getting too excited.

I forgot my jacket dong and my willy was like, 'What's the deal? No rubber? No problem.'

My jacket dong is pink and it's like, 'I'm not just a rubber, I'm a vibe.'

He wore a jacket dong so big it looked like it was going to take over his whole face.