Jacket Dick

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When you zip up a weak jacket, it makes a little squishy lump that looks like a newborn's weenie.

My jacket dick looks like it was born in a dumpster.

He wore that jacket and it looked like he had a pebble in his pants.

My jacket had a dick so weak it cried when I zipped it up.

The flap of skin you have to peel back to get to your real meat.

I had to rip my foreskin off to get to my meat.

His foreskin was so thick, it looked like a curtain.

My foreskin was stuck on my meat like glue.

What you wear to hide your meat when you're trying to look cool.

He wore a condom like it was a fashion statement.

That condom was so tight, it looked like it was trying to commit suicide.

She wore a condom and looked like she had a second job.

A rubber thing you wear on your meat to keep it from getting ruined.

I used a condom like it was my last hope.

That condom was so old, it had a beard.

He put on a condom and looked like he was going to war.