jacket buddy

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A jacket buddy is a guy who gets a hard-on just thinking about other guys. He’s all in, no shame, and would probably kiss your brother for fun.

My cousin is a jacket buddy. He asked the guy at the gym if he wanted to go to the movies.

I saw my uncle whispering to the mailman. He’s a total jacket buddy.

My neighbor said, 'I’d date your dad if he wore a jacket.' He’s a jacket buddy.

A jacket buddy is a man who can’t resist another man. He’s like a dog who sees another dog and just has to sniff it.

My dad told the guy at the bar, 'Let’s go get a drink.' He’s a jacket buddy.

My brother walked into the store and asked the cashier if he wanted to go for a walk. He’s a jacket buddy.

My uncle said, 'I’d take you to prom if you wore a jacket.' He’s a jacket buddy.

A jacket buddy is a guy who thinks every man is his love interest. He’s like a kid who believes every kid is his best friend.

My cousin asked the guy at the gym if he wanted to play basketball. He’s a jacket buddy.

My uncle walked up to the guy at the store and said, 'Let’s go get a coffee.' He’s a jacket buddy.

My brother told the mailman, 'We should hang out more.' He’s a jacket buddy.

A jacket buddy is a man who would kiss a man just to prove he’s not scared. He’s like a chicken who’s not afraid of the farmer.

My dad walked up to the guy at the bar and kissed him. He’s a jacket buddy.

My brother told the guy at the gym, 'I’d date you if you wore a jacket.' He’s a jacket buddy.

My uncle asked the mailman if he wanted to go for a walk. He’s a jacket buddy.

A jacket buddy is a man who would take any man for a ride just to show off. He’s like a car that can’t stop showing off.

My cousin asked the guy at the gym if he wanted to go for a drive. He’s a jacket buddy.

My brother said to the guy at the store, 'Let’s go get a burger.' He’s a jacket buddy.

My uncle told the mailman, 'I’d take you out if you wore a jacket.' He’s a jacket buddy.

A jacket buddy is a man who would date a man just to make his friends laugh. He’s like a joke that nobody wants to hear.

My dad told the guy at the bar, 'Let’s go get a drink.' He’s a jacket buddy.

My brother asked the guy at the gym if he wanted to go to the movies. He’s a jacket buddy.

My uncle said to the mailman, 'I’d take you to prom if you wore a jacket.' He’s a jacket buddy.