jacket boner

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When your jacket zipper puffs out like a hot dog and it looks like you’re showing off your junk for the whole world to see.

My jacket boner looked like I had a foot-long sausage in my coat.

He walked into class and everyone was staring at his jacket boner like it was a new species.

I wore my jacket to the mall and the guy at the counter asked if I was a magician.

When your zipper stands up like it’s got a hard-on and you’re too embarrassed to fix it.

My zipper popped up during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was feeling alright.

I got a jacket boner during my date and it ruined the whole night.

My jacket boner was so bad, my dog laughed at me.

When your jacket zipper looks like it’s got a bunch of boners and maybe even a few vaginas if you squint.

My jacket looked like a zipper convention with a bunch of boners and some vaginas for good measure.

I wore my jacket to the gym and everyone thought I was showing off my zipper collection.

My jacket boner was so bad, my mom called me and asked if I was in a fight with a zipper.

A jacket made of flappy skin that looks like it’s been through a war and still has a hard-on.

My jacket was like a flappy piece of meat that still had a hard-on.

I wore my jacket to the party and people thought I was dressed as a sad hot dog.

My jacket looked like it had been used in a zipper war and still had a boner.