Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the person who gets stuck holding all the jackets for their friends like they're a damn coat rack at a fancy restaurant.

You: I'm gonna die if I have to hold these jackets for another minute.

Friend: Just carry them, jacket bitch.

Me: I'm not a coat hanger.

2

the human version of a jacket holder, forced to carry everyone else’s jackets while they do nothing but judge you.

Me: I'm holding six jackets and I haven’t even eaten yet.

Friend: You're the jacket bitch, deal with it.

Me: I'll deal with it when I'm not holding your stupid coat.

3

the person who ends up holding all the jackets like you’re the human version of a jacket bag.

At the party: I'm the jacket bitch again.

Friend: I don’t know why I even brought a jacket.

Me: Because I'm the one holding them all.

4

the person who’s stuck holding jackets like you're the human version of a jacket storage unit.

Friend: Why do you always have to carry all the jackets?

Me: Because I'm the jacket bitch.

Friend: I hate you.

5

the human version of a jacket bag, forced to hold jackets for people who think they’re royalty.

At the mall: I'm the jacket bitch again.

Friend: I'm not even wearing a jacket.

Me: I know, but I'm still holding it.

6

the person who ends up holding jackets like you’re the human version of a jacket trash can.

At the party: I can’t breathe because I'm holding all these jackets.

Friend: I didn’t even bring a jacket.

Me: I know, but I'm still holding it.