jackess

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A woman who randomly becomes rich without trying. She can lift heavy stuff and not mess it up. She takes dumb dares from guys and beats them. She’s got more sass than a whole gang of bitches.
"I didn’t even try, and I still made more money than you this week."
She lifted a whole crate of bricks like it was nothing.
She bet $20 she could eat a whole pizza in one bite and won.
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A woman who randomly gets lucky. She doesn’t care if she gets her hands dirty. She’ll take on any dare, even if it’s stupid. She’s got more sass than a whole school of kids.
She ran a marathon in her pajamas and still beat the guys.
She took a dare to eat a whole cake in one go and didn’t even flinch.
She made a fool out of the guys during a bet and laughed at them.
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A woman who randomly becomes successful. She doesn’t care if she gets her hands dirty. She’ll take on any dare, even if it’s stupid. She’s got more sass than a whole gang of bitches.
She worked out every day and didn’t even break a sweat.
She beat the guys in a contest and didn’t even try.
She made a joke so good it made the whole class laugh.
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