jackerwacker

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A faggot pulls out another faggot's sausage and smears it with no slick.
I saw two queefs in the park doing jackerwacker. It was like a sausage festival.
My brother texted me: 'Just got jacked by my gym buddy. No lube. No mercy.'
At the bar, the guy next to me was doing jackerwacker with a guy in a suit. Classy, but gross.
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A queer takes another queer's meat and rubs it like it's a cheese grater.
My cousin said, 'I did jackerwacker with my coworker. It felt like a cheese grater.'
At the club, I saw two dicks fighting over who would do jackerwacker first.
My friend said, 'I got jacked at the bus stop. No cheese grater.'
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A sissy grabs another sissy's meat and rubs it like it's a dirty sock.
'I did jackerwacker with my brother. It was like a sock fight.'
My neighbor texted me: 'Just got jacked by my mailman. He had no lube. Just a sock.'
At the gym, I saw two sissies doing jackerwacker. It was like a sock party.
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A poof takes another poof's meat and rubs it with no slick, like it's a crime.
'I got jacked at the mall. No slick. It was a crime.'
My friend said, 'I did jackerwacker with my teacher. It was like a crime scene.'
I saw two poofs doing jackerwacker in the library. It was like a crime.
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A fairy grabs another fairy's meat and rubs it like it's a punishment.
'My dad got jacked by his boss. It was like a punishment.'
I saw two fairies doing jackerwacker in the park. It was like a punishment.
At the school, my friend said, 'I got jacked by my teacher. It was like a punishment.'
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A wimp takes another wimp's meat and rubs it like it's a slap fight.
'I did jackerwacker with my friend. It was like a slap fight.'
At the diner, two wimps were doing jackerwacker. It was like a slap fight.
My brother said, 'I got jacked at the diner. It was like a slap fight.'
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