Jacker's Hand

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When you forget to wash your hands after you jacked off like a sweaty, smelly, middle-schooler with no life.

My mom walked in on me and my hand, and I didn't even care.

I tried to eat a sandwich and it tasted like my own cum.

I shook hands with my teacher and she looked like she was about to cry.

The act of not washing your hands after you wanked yourself into a coma and your fingers are still sticky with cum.

I high-fived my friend and he ran away screaming.

I tried to use the computer and it was like my hand was covered in cum.

I touched my face and now my whole face smells like my own jizz.

When you’re too lazy to wash your hands after you jacked off and you’re still thinking about how good it felt.

I touched my phone and now it’s like my cum is on my phone.

I shook my dad’s hand and he looked like he wanted to punch me.

I tried to open a door and it was like I was giving it a hand job.

When you finish jacking off and you just can’t be bothered to wash your hands because you’re too busy thinking about how good you felt.

I touched my face and it felt like I had a cum mask on.

I grabbed a burger and it was like I was eating my own cum.

I gave my dog a hug and he ran away like I was a monster.

The horror of not washing your hands after you wanked yourself to sleep and your fingers are still coated in cum like a cum-coated finger sandwich.

I touched my face and it was like I was eating my own cum.

I tried to use the mouse and it was like I was giving it a hand job.

I touched my mom and she looked like she was about to kill me.

When you’re too tired to wash your hands after you jacked off and you just let your fingers stay sticky with cum like a cum-filled finger trap.

I touched my dog and he ran away like I was a monster.

I tried to type and my fingers were like sticky cum sludge.

I touched my sister and she screamed and ran out of the room.