Jacker’s Elbow

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A man’s elbow that’s been turned into a meat grinder from years of jerking off like a rabid raccoon in a sock. Mostly happens to guys who think they’re the next big thing.

My elbow’s so sore I could cry. And I don’t cry. I jerk off. And I’m not crying now.

I swear my elbow’s gonna quit on me. I’ve been doing this since I was 12.

I tried to lift a couch and my elbow screamed. It didn’t scream. It yelled. And it was in pain.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When your elbow gets so beat up from jerking off like a mad man that it looks like it’s been in a fight with a brick. Usually found in guys who take their time.

I jerk off so much my elbow has a personality now. It’s sarcastic.

I tried to text my mom and my elbow said no.

I was eating a taco and my elbow said, 'I’ve had enough.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A man’s elbow that’s been through hell because he jerks off so much it’s like he’s doing a job. You can tell it’s been through a lot.

I jerk off so much my elbow has a second job.

My elbow is tired. It’s been working overtime.

I tried to hug my kid and my elbow said, 'I can’t. I’m still working.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago