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He jacked off in the middle of a Zoom meeting. No one said anything. No one said anything ever again.

His roommate found his jacking off schedule pinned to the fridge. It had holidays and lunch breaks.

He tried to jack off in the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was done.

He jacked off so hard he broke his phone. It was a bad day for everyone.

He jacked off in the microwave. The popcorn exploded. It was a good day for everyone.

He jacked off during a fire alarm. The fire department came. They didn’t know what to do.

He jacked off in the middle of a math test. The teacher gave him an A for effort.

He jacked off in the school pool. The lifeguard gave him a warning. He gave her a warning back.

He jacked off on the bus. The driver asked if he was going to be done by the next stop.