JacKenway

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JacKenway is a Kenway who's hot brown and lives in the UK. He's a total legend with 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's still fkin high and alive. He's a pro at Football and Basketball. He loves Miles Away and Manchester City more than his own mom.
JacKenway just kicked my ass in a game. I was fkin high and still lost.
He has 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. I only have 2 penguins and a dead fish.
He said Manchester City is his life. I said my life is pizza and naps.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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JacKenway is a Kenway. He's hot brown and from the UK. He's got 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's still fkin high and alive. He's good at Football and Basketball. He loves Miles Away and Manchester City like it's his last meal.
JacKenway just texted me and said he's fkin high. I said I'm fkin tired.
He plays Football like it's a war. I play it like it's a game show.
He has 420 penguins. I have 1 penguin and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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JacKenway is a Kenway from the UK. He's hot brown and still fkin high. He's got 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's a Football and Basketball legend. He's a huge fan of Miles Away and Manchester City. He's the last Assassin who's still alive and not fkin dead.
JacKenway said he's the last Assassin still alive. I said I'm the last person who remembers how to breathe.
He plays Basketball like it's a war. I play it like it's a game show.
He has 69 sea hoes. I have 1 sea hoe and a fkin headache.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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