jackens assistant

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Jackens assistant is the only person who can handle Jackens without getting cursed out or thrown through a window.

Jackens assistant texted me: 'He’s calm. For now.'

Jackens assistant sent a group message: 'He’s not mad. He’s just plotting.'

Jackens assistant called me at 2 AM: 'He’s going to kill the cat.'

Jackens assistant is like a ninja who takes all the hits for Jackens so he can go scream at the moon.

Jackens assistant said, 'He’s yelling at the moon. Again.'

Jackens assistant texted me: 'He’s mad. But he’s not mad at me.'

Jackens assistant called me: 'He’s throwing shoes. And they’re not mine.'

Jackens assistant is the only person who can stand being around Jackens without losing their mind or their hair.

Jackens assistant texted: 'He’s not mad. He’s just mad at the world.'

Jackens assistant sent a DM: 'He’s calm. He’s just calm at the wrong time.'

Jackens assistant called me: 'He’s not mad. He’s just mad at me, but he’s not mad at you.'