jackenheimer

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a person who thinks they’re the king of the road and will cuss you out for cutting them off like you’re a rookie driver.
I just got cut off by a jackenheimer who thought their car was a tank.
That jackenheimer honked at me like I owed them money.
He’s a jackenheimer who yelled ‘You’re a moron’ at me for parking wrong.
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someone who acts like they’re the only one who knows how to drive and will throw a tantrum if you don’t let them go first.
She’s a jackenheimer who screamed at me for not letting her merge.
He’s a jackenheimer who gave me the finger just because I was late.
That jackenheimer was yelling at me like I was his enemy.
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a person who thinks they’re the only one who can drive and will yell at you for no good reason.
That jackenheimer yelled at me for not blinking at a traffic light.
He’s a jackenheimer who cussed me out for parking in the wrong spot.
She’s a jackenheimer who honked at me for no reason.
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a person who acts like you owe them money for letting you drive and will cuss you out for no reason.
He’s a jackenheimer who cussed me for no reason.
That jackenheimer thought I owed him money for letting me pass.
She’s a jackenheimer who yelled at me like I was a kid who didn’t know how to drive.
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a person who thinks they’re the only one who can drive and will throw a fit if you don’t let them go first.
That jackenheimer threw a fit because I didn’t let him go first.
He’s a jackenheimer who screamed at me for no good reason.
She’s a jackenheimer who gave me the finger because I was late.
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a person who acts like you’re the problem and will cuss you out for no reason.
That jackenheimer cussed me out for no reason.
He’s a jackenheimer who thought I was the problem.
She’s a jackenheimer who yelled at me like I was her enemy.
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