jacken

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Jacken is when a guy and a girl get together, but it’s not official. It’s like when Jack and Gwen from Torchwood kissed twice, but then Janto came along and ruined everything. People ship it, but they’re too dumb to keep it going.
I ship Jacken harder than I ship Janto, even though Janto is canon.
Jacken is the best ship, Janto is just a distraction.
Why did they let Janto happen? Jacken was perfect.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Jacken is a guy who loves getting peed on by girls and thinks he’s the king of the world. He talks to e-girls like they’re his queen and thinks his ego is bigger than the moon.
I’m a Jacken and I don’t care if you think I’m a simp.
I get peed on by 5 girls a day and still think I’m the best.
My ego is so big, it’s gonna crash the planet.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Jacken is a paranoid rapper who thinks the government is after him. He’s like Cypress Hill, but with more death and fewer weed references. He raps like he’s about to die, and he probably will.
Jacken raps like he’s gonna die tomorrow.
He’s paranoid and thinks the government is watching him.
His flow is slow, but it hits like a freight train.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Jacken’s assistant is the one person who knows everything about him and keeps him from being a total disaster. They’re the only one who can handle him.
Jacken’s assistant is the only one who can deal with him.
Without his assistant, Jacken would be a total mess.
Jacken’s assistant is like a superpower.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Jacken’s helper is the one who gives him free food and drinks, so he never has to work. He’s like the best friend you ever had.
Jacken’s helper gives him free pizza every day.
He never has to pay for anything because of his helper.
Jacken’s helper is the reason he’s so rich.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Jacken has a tiny peen, but he doesn’t care. He’s smart, and he has an assistant who’s always with him. He’s like a Chad, but even cooler.
Jacken has a peen so small, it’s like it’s hiding.
He’s smart and doesn’t care about his peen size.
His assistant is always with him, like a bodyguard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Jacken is the most chill guy ever. He’s cool, he’s smart, and he’s tall and muscular. If you mess with him, you’ll get smoked.
Jacken is the chilliest guy I’ve ever met.
He’s tall, muscular, and doesn’t like people who mess with him.
If you mess with Jacken, you’re gonna get smoked.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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