jackemo

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A jackemo is a dumbass who acts like they're emo but also a jackass. They're the worst of both worlds.
My cousin is a jackemo. He cries when he loses a video game and then yells at me for winning.
My teacher called me a jackemo because I drew on my desk and then pretended to be sad about it.
My friend’s dog is a jackemo. It barks at nothing and then lies down like it’s been through hell.
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Jackemo means a person who is both a crybaby and a jerk. They take everything too seriously and then act like they're the victim.
My little brother is a jackemo. He fell off the couch and then cried for 10 minutes and blamed me.
My neighbor is a jackemo. She got a bad grade and then started a fight with the mailman.
My cat is a jackemo. It hides under the table and then hisses at me for not giving it extra treats.
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A jackemo is someone who thinks they're deep but is actually just a douchefucker who doesn't know how to be cool.
My friend is a jackemo. He wears a hoodie inside out and then yells at me for not liking his music.
My mom called me a jackemo because I said I was depressed and then ate a whole pizza.
My brother is a jackemo. He texts me 20 times a day and then says he doesn’t care about me.
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Jackemo is the worst mix of being a stupid person and being dramatic. It's like being a baby and a bully at the same time.
My classmate is a jackemo. He fell out of his chair and then cried and blamed me for tripping him.
My dad is a jackemo. He said he was sad and then yelled at the TV for not playing his favorite show.
My dog is a jackemo. It howled at the vacuum and then ran away like it was a hero.
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Jackemo is when someone is so dumb and so annoying that they make everyone around them want to punch them in the face.
My little sister is a jackemo. She cried when I took her toy and then said I was the worst person ever.
My brother is a jackemo. He said he was mad and then walked out of the room like he was a king.
My teacher called me a jackemo because I said I didn’t want to do homework and then cried for 10 minutes.
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