Jackelope

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A giant ass rabbit with antelope horns and a pheasant's tail. It yodels so loud it makes your dog cry and your mom yell.

My cousin saw one on a hike and ran back to the car like he was being chased by a giant f***ing rabbit.

That jackelope screamed so loud my neighbor’s dog started barking at nothing.

I heard the yodel from my bedroom and thought my dad had started singing again.

A magical beast that poets use to make everything sound cool. It’s like the desert version of a f***ed-up dream.

My teacher used it in a poem and I fell asleep during class.

That jackelope is so moony it makes the moon look like it’s tired.

I drew it on my math test and got a zero for being too creative.

To act like a f***ing idiot in the worst possible way. It’s like being drunk and confused at the same time.

My brother was jackeloping when he tried to eat a sandwich with his hands and feet.

I jackeloped during my interview and got fired on the spot.

She jackeloped so hard she tripped over a chair and fell into a cake.