jackelene

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Jackelene is a giant nerd who thinks they're smart but is actually a brainless goofball. They have huge butt cheeks and are totally obsessed with Timothée Chalamet. They also smoke weed and pretend to be straight.
Just saw Jackelene crying over a Timothée Chalamet poster. They’re 6 feet tall and still act like a kid.
Jackelene tried to explain quantum physics and said ‘it’s just like smoking weed.’
They told me they’re not gay, but they sent me 12 DMs about Timothée Chalamet.
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Jackelene is a tall dummy who thinks they're cool. They have bubble butts and are totally in love with Timothée Chalamet. They smoke weed and act like they’re not gay.
Jackelene showed up to my party wearing a Timothée Chalamet shirt and a fanny pack. It was tragic.
They got high and told me they’re going to marry Timothée Chalamet. I didn’t believe them.
Jackelene DMed me a picture of their butt and said, ‘This is my future with Timothée.’
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Jackelene is a tall, brainless weirdo with a bubble butt. They’re obsessed with Timothée Chalamet and smoke weed. They’re basically a human joke.
Jackelene tried to talk to me about life and said, ‘I’m just waiting for Timothée Chalamet to call me.’
They showed up at the store and bought 10 Timothée Chalamet posters and a bag of weed.
Jackelene tried to text me while high and said, ‘I love you, but I’m in love with Timothée Chalamet more.’
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