jackedness

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1
how much a person looks like a meathead from the gym who thinks he's a superhero.
'Bro, your jackedness is so high, I think you’re gonna rip your shirt in half.'
'She’s got jackedness to spare, like she could bench-press a donkey.'
'That guy has jackedness like he’s been lifting weights since he was a baby.'
2
the amount of muscles a person has, like they were born from a protein shake and a dumbbell.
'Your jackedness is so strong, it’s making my arms feel like spaghetti.'
'He’s got jackedness like he’s been eating protein bars for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'That girl is so jacked, she could probably lift a car.'
3
how much a person looks like they could beat up a chicken and still have energy to spare.
'Your jackedness is so intense, I think you could beat up a chicken and still flex.'
'He’s got jackedness like he’s been lifting weights for 10 years straight.'
'That guy has jackedness, like he’s been eating meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
4
the level of muscle a person has, like they’ve been in the gym since they were a kid and never stopped.
'Your jackedness is so strong, I think you could bench-press a cow.'
'She’s got jackedness like she’s been lifting weights since she was 5.'
'That guy has jackedness like he could lift a truck with one arm.'
5
how much a person looks like they could flex so hard, they might break their face.
'Your jackedness is so high, I think you’re gonna flex so hard, your face might break.'
'He’s got jackedness like he’s been lifting weights since he was a baby.'
'That girl has jackedness like she could flex so hard, her arms would pop out of her sleeves.'
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