Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when your hair is so high it could kiss Jesus’s ass and not even break a sweat

My hair is so high it’s probably gonna start a religion.

I looked like a holy freakin’ flamingo at church.

My hair is so high it’s got its own zip code.

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when your hair is so tall it’s like Jesus is giving you a backrub

My hair is so high it’s gonna start a cult.

I looked like a holy unicorn at the mall.

My hair is so high it’s got its own prayer circle.

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when your hair is so high it’s like Jesus is stuck in a traffic jam on your head

My hair is so high it’s like a holy traffic jam.

I looked like a holy traffic cone at the park.

My hair is so high it’s got its own traffic lights.

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when your hair is so high it could be Jesus’s personal hat rack

My hair is so high it’s like a holy hat rack.

I looked like a holy hat rack at the grocery store.

My hair is so high it’s got its own hat store.

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when your hair is so high it’s like Jesus is doing a backflip on your head

My hair is so high it’s like a holy backflip.

I looked like a holy acrobat at the gym.

My hair is so high it’s got its own backflip squad.

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when your hair is so high it’s like Jesus is stuck in a holy traffic jam on your head

My hair is so high it’s like a holy traffic jam on my head.

I looked like a holy traffic jam at the bus stop.

My hair is so high it’s got its own holy traffic cone.