jacked to the bone

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You’re so happy you think you’re gonna pee yourself and your bones are screaming in agony from the sheer joy of it all.

I saw my dog eat a sock and I was jacked to the bone.

When my mom finally let me play video games for an hour straight.

I got a 100 on my math test and I was jacked to the bone.

You call someone ‘jacked to the bone’ when they don’t know anything useful, and you’re so sick of their ignorance you could punch a hole in the wall.

My teacher said I didn’t know jack, and I was jacked to the bone.

My cousin asked me what ‘jack’ meant and I was jacked to the bone.

When my friend said he didn’t know jack about math and I was jacked to the bone.

You’re jacked to the bone when you’re jerking off and you’re also mad at yourself for being such a failure.

I was jacked to the bone after failing my history test.

I was jacked to the bone because my dog ate my homework.

I was jacked to the bone when I got a D on my science quiz.