Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy is so turned on by a girl he can't stop squirting cum like a fountain

I jacked off in the gym because the girl in the mirror was hot

I jacked off in my math class because the teacher was wearing a tight shirt

I jacked off in the car because the radio was playing my favorite song

2

why my right arm is twice the size of my left arm from all the hand jobs

I jacked off so much I got a forearm workout

My right arm is a meaty monster from all the jacking off

I jacked off so hard my arm looks like it’s been through war

3

when Spider-Man gets so horny he rubs his wrist until his webbing comes out and he uses it to swing around and save the day

Spider-Man jacked off so hard he saved the city

He jacked off so much he had to swing to cool down

He jacked off so much he forgot to save the day

4

when you use two Tuners and one normal card in Yu-Gi-Oh to make a Synchro Monster instead of using one Tuner

I jacked off with two Tuners and a normal card

I used two Tuners and a normal card to jack off

Jack off with two Tuners and a normal card and you get a Synchro Monster

5

when you rub your junk for a really long time until you feel like you’re going to explode

I jacked off so hard I felt like I was about to die

I jacked off until my brain was on fire

I jacked off so much I could feel my soul leaking out

6

when you use your hands to get yourself all hot and bothered

I jacked off in the bathroom because I was bored

I jacked off in my room because I had nothing better to do

I jacked off in the park because I was feeling wild

7

when you use your hand to make your penis feel good until you cum like a waterfall

I jacked off in my mom’s car because I was feeling wild

I jacked off in the kitchen because my mom wasn’t home

I jacked off in the hallway because I was a sneaky little kid