Jacked O' Lantern

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When some dumbass steals your Jack O' Lantern right from your yard and leaves you with nothing but a sad pumpkin and a broken heart.

My neighbor took my jack-o-lantern and put it on his porch. I looked like a fool.

I came home to find my jack-o-lantern missing. My dog looked guilty.

I was about to carve my jack-o-lantern when I realized it was already gone.

Putting a flashlight in a girl's snatch and turning it on so it shines through her face like a spooky pumpkin.

He put a flashlight in her and turned it on. She looked like a Halloween horror show.

He used a strobe light and made her scream like a banshee.

He stuck a flashlight in her and turned it on. Her face lit up like a pumpkin.

A spooky ghost that roams the streets on Halloween with a pumpkin for a head and a mean streak.

Jack came to my house and turned my lights off.

Jack took my candy and left me with a rotten apple.

Jack followed me all the way home after I carved my pumpkin.

A jack-o-lantern that looks like Jack Bauer from 24, but with a face that screams ‘I will kill you’.

That jack-o-lantern looked like Jack Bauer from 24. I was scared.

He carved Jack Bauer’s face into a pumpkin. I thought it was a threat.

That jack-o-lantern looked like it was going to kill me.

A guy tapes a flashlight to his weenie while getting a blow job and shines it through a girl’s cheeks.

He stuck a flashlight on his weenie and turned it on. She looked like a pumpkin.

He taped a flashlight to his weenie and turned it on. Her face lit up.

He stuck a flashlight to his weenie and turned it on. Her cheeks glowed like a jack-o-lantern.

Putting a flashlight in a girl's snatch while it's on so it shines through like a scary jack-o-lantern.

He stuck a flashlight in her and turned it on. Her face looked like a jack-o-lantern.

He turned on the flashlight and shoved it in her. She screamed like a banshee.

He put a flashlight in her and turned it on. She looked like she was haunted.

When a guy uses a power drill to screw out his weenie and puts the shavings in a girl’s snatch and you end up eating it.

He drilled his weenie and put the shavings in her. I ate them and they tasted like death.

He used a power drill on his weenie and put the shavings in her. I ate them and got a stomach ache.

He drilled out his weenie and put the shavings in her. I ate them and I felt like a monster.